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Funny posts you’ll love!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d92a8efff8c1a26cb496f39060ad693d/tumblr_mn80ayy1cd1rjxoico1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://our-awkward-life.tumblr.com/post/51151329431" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;our-awkward-life&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/pizZ0" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Funny posts&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; you’ll love!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156536542</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156536542</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/230ebd460970b81c3645262e8407f6c1/tumblr_mn8mkvBtzu1qf2v6io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156516982</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156516982</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[mynanisboss]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e154d3083964dd5acf41fdfe287d5a/tumblr_mn9bxkjLDp1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51151419858/mynanisboss" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/my_nan_is_boss" target="_blank"&gt;mynanisboss&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156508975</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156508975</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/819edb8d785388e04c871182381473f0/tumblr_mn7owtO5ya1r7n4ueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156498445</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156498445</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4939b96bfa6bc08425065ada09e6cb8/tumblr_mmqxhvPiTY1r76fdoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156492111</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156492111</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71824f8dc6b88b875128cf799b42e05e/tumblr_mn8m3sqD9f1qf2v6io1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156478597</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156478597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/318b4bf5176f3db843f4a96341b88b9f/tumblr_mm1nsxLI7d1qcyyuuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156432659</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156432659</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:56:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b19d61f3d18a770cbc886b7d1e572cc9/tumblr_mn01etIad91qfpu3mo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c72fb7789979cc9c930b89060104a450/tumblr_mn01etIad91qfpu3mo2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156417801</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156417801</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:55:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>our-awkward-life:

Relatable posts you’ll love!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/795604264f4dd66bf35c5e9e4b632f4c/tumblr_mh79wtjumz1qeeqito1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99847c27dc6180db6a4996ed91c81876/tumblr_mh79wtjumz1qeeqito2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://our-awkward-life.tumblr.com/post/51152736665" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;our-awkward-life&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/pizZ0" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Relatable posts&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; you’ll love!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156219102</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156219102</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:52:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x0jq5f0C1r3hjmno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156185890</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156185890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:51:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6230e29ee222c83977eec91156c7e788/tumblr_micgz6EhHW1qahr5vo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt; empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156179831</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51156179831</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:51:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4c7io0ZQ1ra5nbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155875131</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155875131</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:45:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6yzefHUA1rxpg48o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6yzefHUA1rxpg48o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155863019</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155863019</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:45:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d6a6be9dce313905551738e82a224da/tumblr_mkeg2fHYgs1s9xgb3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155817734</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155817734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:44:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>imgonnariverdance:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imgonnariverdance.tumblr.com/post/50342618771/easterberry-test-fartgallery" target="_blank"&gt;imgonnariverdance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://easterberry-test.tumblr.com/post/50310750245/fartgallery-tugboatproceedless" target="_blank"&gt;easterberry-test&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/50308841058/tugboatproceedless-fartgallery-is-it-just-me" target="_blank"&gt;fartgallery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tugboatproceedless.tumblr.com/post/50307069183/fartgallery-is-it-just-me-or-are-all-the-guys" target="_blank"&gt;tugboatproceedless&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/50306975953/is-it-just-me-or-are-all-the-guys-on-this-site" target="_blank"&gt;fartgallery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*cough* now its your turn *cough*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5bc5b6aff7c7b39d5fd2c8a41ab066fa/tumblr_inline_mmprl1OUTo1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;taking off my glove flap&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;a full glove&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0697cd760c52d561e3215c70f5be5973/tumblr_inline_mmpsnpcRDu1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Tag your porn people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155808469</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155808469</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:44:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>topherchris:

Today is World Turtle Day!

Easter egg: If you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1279a8b71e83b4df8d08e9b0defcb7f9/tumblr_mn9e9jggLu1qz4u07o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/51154093875/today-is-world-turtle-day-easter-egg-if-you" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today is World Turtle Day!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Easter egg: If you left the “&lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/world-turtle-day" target="_blank"&gt;world turtle day&lt;/a&gt;” tag page open in your browser since last year’s World Turtle Day, you get a surprise!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/happy-world-turtle-day" title="Happy World Turtle Day | MNN - Mother Nature Network" target="_blank"&gt;Aldabra giant tortoise via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155742616</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155742616</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:43:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stylesthirst:

sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stylesthirst.tumblr.com/post/40235219698/sorry-but-your-password-must-contain-an-uppercase" target="_blank"&gt;stylesthirst&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155570186</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155570186</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:40:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ofdarklands:


browneyedcunt:


jillstrif:




Kell fell asleep...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jwwub8Od1qcrc9po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofdarklands.tumblr.com/post/33143909465/browneyedcunt-jillstrif-heyfunniest-kell" target="_blank"&gt;ofdarklands&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://browneyedcunt.tumblr.com/post/33119303202/jillstrif-heyfunniest-kell-fell-asleep-on" target="_blank"&gt;browneyedcunt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jillstrif.tumblr.com/post/33081718304/heyfunniest-kell-fell-asleep-on-the-couch-one" target="_blank"&gt;jillstrif&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Kell fell asleep on the couch one night&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;so we gave him a pillow and a blanket&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Which we made out of kleenex&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MY HEART&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/how-does-a-cat-with-a-kleenex-pillow-%27not-go-with-your-blog%27" target="_blank"&gt;#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-with-your-life" target="_blank"&gt;#what the fuck are you doing with your life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155510007</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155510007</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:39:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wantering-blog:


Mimosas, quiche and New York City. Throw in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cd0b04fe6563a303e56728bcf791adc/tumblr_mn8qb820Xh1r5clboo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.wantering.com/post/51145338129/wantering-new-york-city-brunch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;wantering-blog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mimosas, quiche and New York City. Throw in some jelly beans and you get the perfect Saturday…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.wantering.com/post/51145338129/wantering-new-york-city-brunch" target="_blank"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155365578</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155365578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:36:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mx16wrFw1r0qrjjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155354818</link><guid>http://shegotthehoney.tumblr.com/post/51155354818</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:36:25 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
